Show and Tell

Show and tell.
Child #1 didn't have his show and tell because his sister didn't pack it.
"Next!"
Child #2 brings in a Kindle Fire.  "I don't have any books on it yet, but I have over 100 games!"
"Next!"
Child #3 plops down in the chair with a stuffed dog.  "Now that's more like it," I think.
She begins:
"This is my stuffed dog.  His name is Dammit.  I got him from my grandpa."
"Wait," I interrupt, "What did you say his name was?"
"Dammit.  It's name is the same as my dog's name at home.  His name is Dammit because he pooped in my closet."
"NEXT!"