I Wish...

I wish the printer never ran out of ink.
I wish all children had parents that read to them at night.
I wish jeans were considered professional dress.
I wish I'd never dropped the ball on a child's education.
I wish expo markers didn't smell.
I wish all pens were purple.
I wish pencils were sharpened overnight by magical elves.
I wish children were kind to each other.
I wish chocolate contained zero calories.
I wish I had a secretary!